Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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