About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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