it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We got so high we made milksteak
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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