i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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