Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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