Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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