This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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