her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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