I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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