she was so not down for the gang bang
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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