All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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