3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
