i always forget guys have bellybuttons
love makes seman taste better
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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