I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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