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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I tried to use my car keys to open my door

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  I just started a sentence with yellow.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

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  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me

  (310): View more from California

  maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT

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  NO SHAME NOVEMBER

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening

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  YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

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