Yo dont text me then not text me
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
how drunk are you?
Several
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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