sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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