I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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