oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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