That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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