"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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