If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The ass gains better be worth it
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