You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're my little dorito
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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