I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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