Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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