no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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