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so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm really busy with my period
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