Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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