i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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