Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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