yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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