i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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