Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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