u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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