It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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