I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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