I'm really into asian looking animals
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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