and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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