Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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