absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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