and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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