Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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