But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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