i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just gargled with NyQuil
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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