One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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