She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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