Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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