I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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