butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
