508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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