drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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