So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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