Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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