I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
