is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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