sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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